Visitors to the Woodstock Mystery Hole™ have for years enjoyed shopping in our E-Z access Gift Shoppe, finding souvenirs and magick accessories for the whole family.

Our Gift Shoppe only closed once in 2007 and will only close once in 2008. It stays closed for a very long time, when it closes however. The Shoppe will open again around 5:31 PM on August 10, 2008.

What fascinating items you might find to delight and mystify:

Whether you’re simply looking for a memento for someone special, or you’re a serious practitioner seeking professional strength magick, do what thou wilt, you can’t buy more powerful accessories anywhere on Earth

Give your spells a helping hand with our mix ‘n’ match mojo grab bag selection of Magick Mementos™. You won’t have to spend a bundle for fast luck that leaves the competition in the dust.

Mystery Hole Seeds, some as big a bowling balls, others as small as marbles, are available for planting to grow your very own Mystery Hole. Tradition tells us that if one digs a hole deep enough, and plants a seed at the bottom, a whole new Mystery Hole will appear.

Two dimensional replicas of the “world famous” Woodstock Mystery Hole offer convenience and economy unmatched by anything you’ll find in ordinary gift shoppes. The original one-dimensional Woodstock Mystery Hole replica is sometimes available for a one dollar bill -- in advance. An authentic Hole-in-a-Crate™ allows shoppers to take home a certifiable sample of the Hole.

The Wishful Finder Stone™ is a mysterious connection between the vibrations of the physical world and the electromagnetic vibrations pulsing through our minds.

By visualizing what it is you want to find, you identify the specific spectrum of that object’s vibrations. This makes it possible, with a Finder Stone as a repository, to attune our brain waves to those vibrations.

Attunement seems to either lead us to the source of those vibrations, or somehow guide the item to us. You might find things lost, or things never had before. Lost people, animals, or inanimate objects might be found with the help of a Finder Stone. It is believed by some that actual materializations can occur when vibrations are “just right”.

The results from “team wishing” are excitingly unpredictable. When more than one mind attunes to the same wavelengths, forces are either cancelled out or amplified. A photo, drawing, or model of the desired object helps to harmonize visions and synchronize vibrations.

Caution: Never underestimate the miraculous power of a Wishful Finder Stone.

Pick up some big bargains from the U-pick priceless gems bin. We sell only “100% genuine” natural crystals.

Lick-and-stick bumper stickers, Vials O' Vapors™, postcards, slides, fliers, Futuristic Snow Domes, and more are on sale in the reasonably-priced Gift Shoppe. All items carry our ironclad lifetime guarantee.

100% cotton T-shirts colored to reflect a vision of the Hole, with our logo emblazoned on the front in vivid black, come in men's size XL for only $13 each.

Karmic disclaimer: The Woodstock Mystery Hole cannot be responsible for any Karmic debts incurred by misuse of the sure-fire Magick Mementos found in our E-Z access gift shoppe. Influencing other people’s lives to suit one’s own purposes is a questionable practice.

Some items may be temporarily out of stock.

Woodstock Mystery Hole™
P.O. BOX 86697
PORTLAND OR 97286-0697